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Another Emma Watson mind fuck.

Another Emma Watson mind fuck.

I already posted this picture a while back but I feel like it’s worth posting again. I fucking love this one. I aspire to achieve the male lions sexual mastery. I want every female who is kind enough to let me enter them to pass out in ecstasy. Then I’ll just sit there and be like “yep”.

I already posted this picture a while back but I feel like it’s worth posting again. I fucking love this one. I aspire to achieve the male lions sexual mastery. I want every female who is kind enough to let me enter them to pass out in ecstasy. Then I’ll just sit there and be like “yep”.

I feel bad for laughing but I can’t help it.

I feel bad for laughing but I can’t help it.

whoa…

whoa…

Quick selfie. This is what I look like now. Yes, this is the same guy as the one over on the right. I gained a bit of weight. You can see it in my face. Wow. Now that I look at this I’m wondering if I should chop it all off and go clean cut again…

Quick selfie. This is what I look like now. Yes, this is the same guy as the one over on the right. I gained a bit of weight. You can see it in my face. Wow. Now that I look at this I’m wondering if I should chop it all off and go clean cut again…

That picture of me on the right is not how I look now. I have long hair and a beard and everyone keeps calling me either Thor or Jesus. I prefer Thor but whatever. Chris Hemsworth is a good looking son of a bitch and I don’t mind that people think we look alike. I’ve been trying to upload a more recent picture but I suck at technology. -_-

Ass drill anime

It’s from Gintama. The ass drill is actually relatively softcore compared to some other shit they do.

Thanks man!

If you’ve never been caught in a triangle choke that shit really fucking hurts. It’s actually a great technique for women to have if a dude is getting a little rapey. Unless the guy knows jiu jitzu he’d never see it coming and the chick could put his ass to sleep in about 30 seconds.

If you’ve never been caught in a triangle choke that shit really fucking hurts. It’s actually a great technique for women to have if a dude is getting a little rapey. Unless the guy knows jiu jitzu he’d never see it coming and the chick could put his ass to sleep in about 30 seconds.

If I saw this thing flying at me I’d piss myself.

If I saw this thing flying at me I’d piss myself.